Corrupt A Wish
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Corrupt A Wish
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I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Corrupt A Wish
First, you must grant the wish above you in the most benevolent and mischievous manner than you can imagine. After all, not all genies are good genies! After corrupting the wish, you must then make a wish of your own...- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
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granted, but it's in all lowercase and there's an apostrophe in 'desires,' which ruins it for me--misfortunate daydream desire's
I wish I had a decent car and less depression in tow
I wish I had a decent car and less depression in tow
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Granted, but just as you get your decent car, your Depression has it tow'd instead just because you thought you could get away from It and It couldn't have that now could it?
I wish that I have a cookie!
I wish that I have a cookie!
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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granted, but your mouth is reaaalllllly dry and you have no beverage
I wish I didn't have to work so hard every day
I wish I didn't have to work so hard every day
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That sounds perfect, yay! My favorite way to eat a cookie has been achieved.
Granted but you are now homeless and have to live off begging and at soup kitchens.
I wish that my farts didn't stink!
Granted but you are now homeless and have to live off begging and at soup kitchens.
I wish that my farts didn't stink!
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Granted your farts no longer have an odor, instead they can be tasted in the air.
I wish to actually stick around here and actually post stuff this time.
I wish to actually stick around here and actually post stuff this time.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Granted but you are taped to your chair and chained to your computer until you post 100 posts.
I wish that Life gave me lemonade.
I wish that Life gave me lemonade.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Granted that is all life gives you, nothing else, nothing good or bad, not even the release of death.
I wish for pizza.
I wish for pizza.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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granted but you are stuck in a cave, with a busted leg and you lost all your gear but this pizza, but its still frozen and you have no way to cook it.
I wish that there was a wasn't
I wish that there was a wasn't
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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There already is a wasn't and your wish fails to do anything, think about it.
I wish that no one remembers wishes and believe things were always in the state after the wish.
I wish that no one remembers wishes and believe things were always in the state after the wish.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Granted, now no one can make wishes since they don't know that they exist, however they also know that you have done something unforgivably terrible and they all want to murder you since they all know that doing so will return whatever it was you did to them back to normal.
Ohh Great Leah-sama, Goddess of the Forum! I your humble requester, ask that you grant my most deepest and desired request from the bottom of my heart for a cup of lemonade that I then may commence drinking happily.
Ohh Great Leah-sama, Goddess of the Forum! I your humble requester, ask that you grant my most deepest and desired request from the bottom of my heart for a cup of lemonade that I then may commence drinking happily.
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@JerriLeah7 maybe possibly gives you a glass of lemonade, and MAYBE you drink it happily, but that's up to her and we may never know unless she comes in and says that it is so, however, since we don't know, you're stuck in this state of limbo in which you must think about it... will the lemonade ever come? I requested it but how long will it take? Will lemonade be ingested in some way by my skeletal corpse someday, and when it does, will I still be happy? I cannot tell you if it will.
I forget the word for it somehow, but it's like I have this deep desire that I could make make Geotrix be punished greatly, it feels as though he did something really bad to me but I cannot recall what that is... But he needs to be punished! I can't think of how I ask that it be so anymore! D8
I forget the word for it somehow, but it's like I have this deep desire that I could make make Geotrix be punished greatly, it feels as though he did something really bad to me but I cannot recall what that is... But he needs to be punished! I can't think of how I ask that it be so anymore! D8
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Granted! By Executive Order of RadioTanuki, Goetia has been strapped in a chair covered in honey and left alone, because ya know, it'd be a crime to sick bees or bears on him. So now he sits alone, sticky, and drippy in a chair, by himself, until one day the hoards settle upon him and rectify this matter of his literally unspeakable crimes. Oh wait... apparently we can only hold him for 48 hours, well shit. After that we have to let him go with wetwipes and a discount coupon to bed, bath and beyond.
Wouldn't it be super awesome if I didn't become a skeleton in my wait for the most awesome lemonade ever made by the Great Leah-sama? That'd be what I'd want most in the world. If only there was someway to draw her attention like @JerriLeah or something.
Wouldn't it be super awesome if I didn't become a skeleton in my wait for the most awesome lemonade ever made by the Great Leah-sama? That'd be what I'd want most in the world. If only there was someway to draw her attention like @JerriLeah or something.
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Oh noes! D8 That's not what I wanted at all! Poor Goetia! Geotrix was the one who needed punishment, although if Goetia enjoys being licked by random animals that love honey, it may be more like FUNISHMENT for him! Or maybe we should just direct sexy peeps his way... xD
And woah! That would indeed be super awesome! In fact, you may not have requested correctly, but as part of your request I SHALL CALL UPON @JerriLeah7 on your behalf! And then, she will come as requested! Angry...
With freshly made lemonade...
To dump on your head... :(
Oh well! All's well that ends well, right?
And that makes me think, it would be real nice to have a bit of pampering myself, possiibly a massage? GIMME GIMME! XD
And woah! That would indeed be super awesome! In fact, you may not have requested correctly, but as part of your request I SHALL CALL UPON @JerriLeah7 on your behalf! And then, she will come as requested! Angry...
With freshly made lemonade...
To dump on your head... :(
Oh well! All's well that ends well, right?
And that makes me think, it would be real nice to have a bit of pampering myself, possiibly a massage? GIMME GIMME! XD
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Unfortunately you have been reverted into a needy infant and your mom has to deal with you all over again. Enjoy second puberty.
If only there was someway to be able to phrase out desires more clearly so that they can be granted, that's what I would like the most.
If only there was someway to be able to phrase out desires more clearly so that they can be granted, that's what I would like the most.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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I was thinking the same! So here we go... hang with me here.... there's this thing for that... called WISHING!
There is a downside to this though, wishes have to be very specific and even then, there are always a few repercussions involved, but unwanted side effects are part of the fun, right?? 8D
Speaking of.... I wiiiiiish I could stop time whilst sleeping and that someone besides methos would grant my next wish! ;D
(Sowwy sempai, it's FOR SCIENCE!)
There is a downside to this though, wishes have to be very specific and even then, there are always a few repercussions involved, but unwanted side effects are part of the fun, right?? 8D
Speaking of.... I wiiiiiish I could stop time whilst sleeping and that someone besides methos would grant my next wish! ;D
(Sowwy sempai, it's FOR SCIENCE!)
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GRANTED!! I am THE Forum Player Killer and I have come to let you know that that OC you where thinking of making, well their dead, erased from your mind. Ohh you wanted the other part? Well too bad, that part was lame and we all went in for the Time-Stop-Prevention insurance package. It came with a nice umbrella drink, here you can have one! Enjoy!
I stole someone Else's wish, and they wished for more wishes!
I stole someone Else's wish, and they wished for more wishes!
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Weeeeeell you don't GET MORE WISHES! EXCEPT YOU DO BECAUSE YOU WISHED FOR THEM, but I GET TO MAKE THEM FOR YOU NOW MUAHAHAHAHA!! At least..... we have to split them up xD
And thanks for ze drink!! In fact.... I WISH FOR ANOTHER DRINK, BUT BIGGER WITH A FULL SIZE UMBRELLA!!
And thanks for ze drink!! In fact.... I WISH FOR ANOTHER DRINK, BUT BIGGER WITH A FULL SIZE UMBRELLA!!
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Granted, but it's a drink of battery acid.
I wish all of these wishes made in this topic weren't so ridiculous lately.
I wish all of these wishes made in this topic weren't so ridiculous lately.
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GRANTED |
I wish that Radio didn't get any of my wishes
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Granted
But I really don't get what you're wishing for...
I wish I had more free time! :D
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Granted! But you have to give up your sleep to get it!
I wish that Leah was more accepting of our craziness.
I wish that Leah was more accepting of our craziness.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!! 8D
*POOF*
She is! She's just super Tsundere about it so you will NEVER BE SURE!!
I wsih I colud spleel wrods corektlee...
*POOF*
She is! She's just super Tsundere about it so you will NEVER BE SURE!!
I wsih I colud spleel wrods corektlee...
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, now you can spleel wrods corektlee
I wish the next poster finds an adorable baby snake in their room
I wish the next poster finds an adorable baby snake in their room
Vye- Senior Member
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Granted, but Mommy's not here to turn on the headlights and scare it away. :P
I wish shit just didn't get real anymore.
I wish shit just didn't get real anymore.
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Shit is now just a figment of your imagination, but then you realize everything was shit in some capacity and you go into an existential crisis...
I wish I could beat TWO VIDEO GAMES IN ONE DAY AND FEEL PRODUCTIVE ABOUT IT! 8D
I wish I could beat TWO VIDEO GAMES IN ONE DAY AND FEEL PRODUCTIVE ABOUT IT! 8D
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