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Post by JerriLeah7 22nd December 2015, 9:47 pm

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Corrupt A Wish

First, you must grant the wish above you in the most benevolent and mischievous manner than you can imagine. After all, not all genies are good genies! After corrupting the wish, you must then make a wish of your own...
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I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.


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Post by pichuspark 20th July 2018, 6:58 pm

granted, but it's in all lowercase and there's an apostrophe in 'desires,' which ruins it for me--misfortunate daydream desire's

I wish I had a decent car and less depression in tow
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Post by MethosArchaic 20th July 2018, 9:48 pm

Granted, but just as you get your decent car, your Depression has it tow'd instead just because you thought you could get away from It and It couldn't have that now could it?

I wish that I have a cookie!
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Post by pichuspark 22nd July 2018, 1:49 am

granted, but your mouth is reaaalllllly dry and you have no beverage

I wish I didn't have to work so hard every day
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Post by MethosArchaic 22nd July 2018, 8:40 am

That sounds perfect, yay! My favorite way to eat a cookie has been achieved.

Granted but you are now homeless and have to live off begging and at soup kitchens.

I wish that my farts didn't stink!
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Post by Geotrix 22nd August 2018, 5:37 pm

Granted your farts no longer have an odor, instead they can be tasted in the air.

I wish to actually stick around here and actually post stuff this time.
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Post by MethosArchaic 24th August 2018, 6:39 pm

Granted but you are taped to your chair and chained to your computer until you post 100 posts.

I wish that Life gave me lemonade.
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Post by Geotrix 24th August 2018, 7:31 pm

Granted that is all life gives you, nothing else, nothing good or bad, not even the release of death.

I wish for pizza.
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Post by MethosArchaic 24th August 2018, 9:59 pm

granted but you are stuck in a cave, with a busted leg and you lost all your gear but this pizza, but its still frozen and you have no way to cook it.

I wish that there was a wasn't
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Post by Geotrix 26th August 2018, 4:56 pm

There already is a wasn't and your wish fails to do anything, think about it.

I wish that no one remembers wishes and believe things were always in the state after the wish.
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Post by MethosArchaic 26th August 2018, 5:42 pm

Granted, now no one can make wishes since they don't know that they exist, however they also know that you have done something unforgivably terrible and they all want to murder you since they all know that doing so will return whatever it was you did to them back to normal.

Ohh Great Leah-sama, Goddess of the Forum! I your humble requester, ask that you grant my most deepest and desired request from the bottom of my heart for a cup of lemonade that I then may commence drinking happily.
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Post by RadioTanuki 30th September 2018, 5:27 pm

@JerriLeah7 maybe possibly gives you a glass of lemonade, and MAYBE you drink it happily, but that's up to her and we may never know unless she comes in and says that it is so, however, since we don't know, you're stuck in this state of limbo in which you must think about it... will the lemonade ever come? I requested it but how long will it take? Will lemonade be ingested in some way by my skeletal corpse someday, and when it does, will I still be happy? I cannot tell you if it will.

I forget the word for it somehow, but it's like I have this deep desire that I could make make Geotrix be punished greatly, it feels as though he did something really bad to me but I cannot recall what that is... But he needs to be punished! I can't think of how I ask that it be so anymore! D8
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Post by MethosArchaic 30th September 2018, 5:48 pm

Granted! By Executive Order of RadioTanuki, Goetia has been strapped in a chair covered in honey and left alone, because ya know, it'd be a crime to sick bees or bears on him. So now he sits alone, sticky, and drippy in a chair, by himself, until one day the hoards settle upon him and rectify this matter of his literally unspeakable crimes. Oh wait... apparently we can only hold him for 48 hours, well shit. After that we have to let him go with wetwipes and a discount coupon to bed, bath and beyond.

Wouldn't it be super awesome if I didn't become a skeleton in my wait for the most awesome lemonade ever made by the Great Leah-sama? That'd be what I'd want most in the world. If only there was someway to draw her attention like @JerriLeah or something.
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Post by RadioTanuki 5th October 2018, 1:59 pm

Oh noes! D8 That's not what I wanted at all! Poor Goetia! Geotrix was the one who needed punishment, although if Goetia enjoys being licked by random animals that love honey, it may be more like FUNISHMENT for him! Or maybe we should just direct sexy peeps his way... xD

And woah! That would indeed be super awesome! In fact, you may not have requested correctly, but as part of your request I SHALL CALL UPON @JerriLeah7 on your behalf! And then, she will come as requested! Angry...
With freshly made lemonade...
To dump on your head... :(

Oh well! All's well that ends well, right?

And that makes me think, it would be real nice to have a bit of pampering myself, possiibly a massage? GIMME GIMME! XD
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Post by MethosArchaic 5th October 2018, 4:42 pm

Unfortunately you have been reverted into a needy infant and your mom has to deal with you all over again. Enjoy second puberty.

If only there was someway to be able to phrase out desires more clearly so that they can be granted, that's what I would like the most.
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Post by RadioTanuki 10th October 2018, 4:38 pm

I was thinking the same! So here we go... hang with me here.... there's this thing for that... called WISHING!

There is a downside to this though, wishes have to be very specific and even then, there are always a few repercussions involved, but unwanted side effects are part of the fun, right?? 8D

Speaking of.... I wiiiiiish I could stop time whilst sleeping and that someone besides methos would grant my next wish! ;D

(Sowwy sempai, it's FOR SCIENCE!)
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Post by MethosArchaic 14th October 2018, 8:11 am

GRANTED!! I am THE Forum Player Killer and I have come to let you know that that OC you where thinking of making, well their dead, erased from your mind. Ohh you wanted the other part? Well too bad, that part was lame and we all went in for the Time-Stop-Prevention insurance package. It came with a nice umbrella drink, here you can have one! Enjoy!

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I stole someone Else's wish, and they wished for more wishes!
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Post by RadioTanuki 25th October 2018, 10:18 pm

Weeeeeell you don't GET MORE WISHES! EXCEPT YOU DO BECAUSE YOU WISHED FOR THEM, but I GET TO MAKE THEM FOR YOU NOW MUAHAHAHAHA!! At least..... we have to split them up xD

And thanks for ze drink!! In fact.... I WISH FOR ANOTHER DRINK, BUT BIGGER WITH A FULL SIZE UMBRELLA!! Admiration
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Post by JerriLeah7 26th October 2018, 7:46 pm

Granted, but it's a drink of battery acid.





I wish all of these wishes made in this topic weren't so ridiculous lately.
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Post by MethosArchaic 26th October 2018, 8:36 pm

GRANTED

I wish that Radio didn't get any of my wishes
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Post by RadioTanuki 29th October 2018, 11:59 am

Granted



But I really don't get what you're wishing for...

I wish I had more free time! :D
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Post by MethosArchaic 29th October 2018, 10:35 pm

Granted! But you have to give up your sleep to get it!

I wish that Leah was more accepting of our craziness.
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Post by RadioTanuki 30th October 2018, 12:10 am

JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!! 8D

*POOF*

She is! She's just super Tsundere about it so you will NEVER BE SURE!!

I wsih I colud spleel wrods corektlee...
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Post by Vye 2nd November 2018, 9:59 pm

Granted, now you can spleel wrods corektlee


I wish the next poster finds an adorable baby snake in their room
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Post by MethosArchaic 22nd December 2018, 11:11 am

Granted, but Mommy's not here to turn on the headlights and scare it away. :P

I wish shit just didn't get real anymore.
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Post by RadioTanuki 20th January 2019, 12:29 pm

Shit is now just a figment of your imagination, but then you realize everything was shit in some capacity and you go into an existential crisis...

I wish I could beat TWO VIDEO GAMES IN ONE DAY AND FEEL PRODUCTIVE ABOUT IT! 8D
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