Corrupt A Wish
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Corrupt A Wish
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I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Corrupt A Wish
First, you must grant the wish above you in the most benevolent and mischievous manner than you can imagine. After all, not all genies are good genies! After corrupting the wish, you must then make a wish of your own...- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, your frickin' sharks have frickin' laser pointers mounted to their frickin' heads!
I wish that whoever tries to corrupt my wish couldn't post their response.
I wish that whoever tries to corrupt my wish couldn't post their response.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted but you can no longer corrupt wishes.
I flarp that all flarps are immune to injunctions of wishes.
I flarp that all flarps are immune to injunctions of wishes.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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The Earl of Insane Ideas
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but you are now a washed up comedic actor, plus you have gone bankrupt for some reason....
Maybe frickin' laser beam sharks were a bit more expensive than you thought and you should have made a better investment? Better beg the execs for another Shrek movie or Austin Powers reboot!
I wish I had a big pile of banana peels loaded into a drop crate on a perfect working helicopter that has an eject button with a wing suit on and a that I was an anti-grav entity and could actually poof banana peels into existence with the flick of my unbreakable fingers!...........~
Maybe frickin' laser beam sharks were a bit more expensive than you thought and you should have made a better investment? Better beg the execs for another Shrek movie or Austin Powers reboot!
I wish I had a big pile of banana peels loaded into a drop crate on a perfect working helicopter that has an eject button with a wing suit on and a that I was an anti-grav entity and could actually poof banana peels into existence with the flick of my unbreakable fingers!...........~
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, you can't flick your fingers because they have no bones.
I flarp for a girlfriend.
I flarp for a girlfriend.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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The Earl of Insane Ideas
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted...but she's a girlfriend. XD (See what I did there? LOL I'm terrible.)
I wish for my pain to go away.
I wish for my pain to go away.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
CONGRATURATIONS! Your pain is now gone! Along with your sense of feeling.... now it seems that your body can't tell when somethings wrong with it!
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.....
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.....
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but it is your last day off for the rest of the year. ^^
I wish I could freaking sleep and not be kept up by pain.
I wish I could freaking sleep and not be kept up by pain.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but you are instead kept up by a really obnoxious, talking banana man who is giant and has bad breath, tells really bad dad jokes, thinks he's the funniest dude ever, and is a face-talker.
I wish I could change the weather to what I wanted....
I wish I could change the weather to what I wanted....
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
You get your wish, but the weather changes on the planet Venus
I wish I could teleport
I wish I could teleport
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
You can teleport, but it's totally random where the destination is, luckily aside from in solid objects, but you also get teleportation sickness when you do which includes vomiting and diarrhea! hmmm.... that actually might still be worth it...
I wish I could shoot multicolored, indestructible kittens from my fingertips like confetti!!! I wouldn't want them to get hurt!
I wish I could shoot multicolored, indestructible kittens from my fingertips like confetti!!! I wouldn't want them to get hurt!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, they are maliciously fickle and take an oath to torture you unto eternity, and you made them indestructible.
I flarp for cosmic power.
I flarp for cosmic power.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, you now have cosmic power....in another universe that you can't step into.
I wish I wasn't so wide awake.
I wish I wasn't so wide awake.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, now you're in a coma
I wish I didn't have to work today
I wish I didn't have to work today
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, now you have to work every other day for the rest of your life and you have to spend today staring at a wall, awake but comatose.
To elaborate:
work
noun
1.
exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something; labor; toil.
That means ANY MOVEMENT....
You asked for it.
I wish for bananas covered in maple syrup attached to balloons so that it's amazing, but I have to work for it, which adds to how much more amazing it tastes when I catch one, by chance, and that I were starving in the desert for days before this occurrence but am incapable of dying....
To elaborate:
work
noun
1.
exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something; labor; toil.
That means ANY MOVEMENT....
You asked for it.
I wish for bananas covered in maple syrup attached to balloons so that it's amazing, but I have to work for it, which adds to how much more amazing it tastes when I catch one, by chance, and that I were starving in the desert for days before this occurrence but am incapable of dying....
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Corrupted. You get your wish, but congratulations, you're now allergic to bananas.
I wish for eternal life for me and my pets <.<
I wish for eternal life for me and my pets <.<
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted but your pets will be adopted by animal hoarders as you grow too crippled to take care of them.
I wish I had perfect empathy.
I wish I had perfect empathy.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but this confuses others' emotions with your own.
I wish I wasn't in so much pain.
I wish I wasn't in so much pain.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted you now feel nothing, not pain, pleasure, or emotion. Life as you know it is meaningless.
I flarp for good looks.
I flarp for good looks.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, You have no body. <.< Hit me with that high road, everyone's beautiful bull.
I wish I was.... SEXY!
I wish I was.... SEXY!
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
You are now so sexy that you receive unwavering attention from the media and photographers follow you everywhere you go
I wish for a lifetime supply of poptarts
I wish for a lifetime supply of poptarts
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, you recieve one pack of poptarts. Make it last.
I wish for the power of the Crawling Chaos.
I wish for the power of the Crawling Chaos.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
The genie doesn't know what that is so he just made it where all you can do is crawl and wreak havoc on people.
I wish I could fabricate anything magically!
I wish I could fabricate anything magically!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but everything you make has a little drawing of a dick on it
I wish teleportation was feasible
I wish teleportation was feasible
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but only left socks can be teleported and no one knows why.
I wish I knew what I really wanted to wish for.
I wish I knew what I really wanted to wish for.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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