Corrupt A Wish
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Corrupt A Wish
Corrupt A Wish
First, you must grant the wish above you in the most benevolent and mischievous manner than you can imagine. After all, not all genies are good genies! After corrupting the wish, you must then make a wish of your own...- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
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GRANTED BUT YOU MUST RUN NONSTOP!
I wish I had a good lawyer to help me word wishes appropriately!
I wish I had a good lawyer to help me word wishes appropriately!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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[table][tr][td]*comes into the room dressed in a fancy business suit* Done. Here take this piece of paper:
I wish I had an empty glass.
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- BIRD
Is the Word!
I wish I had an empty glass.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Granted, you are now holding an empty glass that is covered with anthrax.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Granted, but the cure all medicine that cured you instantly was the worst thing you ever tasted! And has undisclosed terrible long term side effects!
I wish for a fish!
I wish for a fish!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but your dad takes it and flushes it down the toilet and tells you to "Man up!"
I wish that it was yesterday.
I wish that it was yesterday.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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It was yesterday. Sorry you missed it. Dad flushed my fish... T-T
I wish my fish would swim back to me from my toilet and slap my Dad with his fish tail and he could fly and communicate with me telepathically....
I wish my fish would swim back to me from my toilet and slap my Dad with his fish tail and he could fly and communicate with me telepathically....
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but your Goldfish gets too into his revenge and accidentally flies into your dad's mouth during the most awesome of fin slaps, your dad chokes, and swallows your toilet goldfish. Your goldfish's last moments as it is crushed and devoured in your dad's stomach are a mind splitting telepathic nightmare of screaming and pain which it shares with you.
I wish that RadioTanuki could have his wish without the corruption.
I wish that RadioTanuki could have his wish without the corruption.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Granted! My fish is back in it's bowl, alive, Dad's doing well. He's not even mad at me. Oh, and uh, I've been blighted with some strange unknown disease that Djinni get, apparently..
Now I just wish my fish knew how to swim.....
Now I just wish my fish knew how to swim.....
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted! But now you're at my house. Scary, huh?
I wish my fish were a giant, tar breathing catfish that could swim through even solid pavement and left a magical trail of sparkles when it jumped over cars on the road, and had a job directing traffic in a small town that he was quite good at and led to fewer wrecks than said town has ever seen!
I wish my fish were a giant, tar breathing catfish that could swim through even solid pavement and left a magical trail of sparkles when it jumped over cars on the road, and had a job directing traffic in a small town that he was quite good at and led to fewer wrecks than said town has ever seen!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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This wish is granted. Unfortunately, this fish lives for no longer than a period of twenty-four hours. One could surmise that it was murdered by a small entity of some kind.
I wish that I could become colossal in size.
I wish that I could become colossal in size.
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Granted, Gateway Bot!! Unfortunately, you now take up a terabyte of space and take forever to load on a page. You barely have a chance at existence before people lose interest and go to the next web page... How very sad... =(
I wish other people posted in the Fun and Games threads a bit more often....
I wish other people posted in the Fun and Games threads a bit more often....
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but they don't post in the role play threads.
I wish for the ability to teleport!
I wish for the ability to teleport!
Elementar- Junior Member
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granted, but your molecules rearrange. And so you either become danny phantom or actually can't function.
I wish for a little bunny with a bell collar
I wish for a little bunny with a bell collar
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Granted, but it keeps trying to run away.
I wish for a Nintendo eShop card.
I wish for a Nintendo eShop card.
Elementar- Junior Member
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Granted. I already used it.
I wish my body was ready...
I wish my body was ready...
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but it isn't ready later??? What the heck are you talking about?
I wish for a meme.
Elementar- Junior Member
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granted but it's an embarrassingly common pepe. You're demoted to a level 1 memester, and your significant other leaves you for Antoinette (I hear she's a dime).
I wish I had a tiny dragon friend.
I wish I had a tiny dragon friend.
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Granted, but it burns your face off.
I wish for an obediant Infernape.
I wish for an obediant Infernape.
Elementar- Junior Member
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granted however it hates you because you stifle it. It resents your condoning of Pokemon violence. It cannot imaginably live vicariously through you; it refuses to spite its brethren hurt in your prior pursuits. It finds you irredeemable.
I wish I could adventure like aang in avatar the last airbender
I wish I could adventure like aang in avatar the last airbender
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Granted! And everything was great!
....until the day that the Fire Nation attacked!
They issued a scorched earth policy against your village, killing your family and the friends you used to know in the process. The worst part? You accidentally froze yourself in an ice dome for 100 years until some dopey kids from some hick middle-of-nowhere ice village found you and picked your ass up. You then had to deal with two TEENAGE CHILDREN who tagged along everywhere you went, getting their dirty shoes and food crumbs all over your poor flying bison, because they wanted in on that avatar fame when they figured out who you were,.. oh, and to save their dumb village or whatever. What's worse, any time you just wanted to have fun, be a kid, and ya know, re-live that childhood you totally missed... what did they do? They bitched at you for not working on saving the damn world.... They wouldn't even let you do what you want, and you were literally 100 YEARS OLDER than them. Stupid kids and their dumb problems... I wish I WASN'T the fucking avatar....
Annnnnnywaaayy.....
I wish I had a giant fighting robot that was really cool and good at stuff!!
....until the day that the Fire Nation attacked!
They issued a scorched earth policy against your village, killing your family and the friends you used to know in the process. The worst part? You accidentally froze yourself in an ice dome for 100 years until some dopey kids from some hick middle-of-nowhere ice village found you and picked your ass up. You then had to deal with two TEENAGE CHILDREN who tagged along everywhere you went, getting their dirty shoes and food crumbs all over your poor flying bison, because they wanted in on that avatar fame when they figured out who you were,.. oh, and to save their dumb village or whatever. What's worse, any time you just wanted to have fun, be a kid, and ya know, re-live that childhood you totally missed... what did they do? They bitched at you for not working on saving the damn world.... They wouldn't even let you do what you want, and you were literally 100 YEARS OLDER than them. Stupid kids and their dumb problems... I wish I WASN'T the fucking avatar....
Annnnnnywaaayy.....
I wish I had a giant fighting robot that was really cool and good at stuff!!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but it broke after one punch.
I wish for freedom.
I wish for freedom.
Elementar- Junior Member
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Granted. But unfortunately, true freedom exists only in DEATH.... D8
I wish I a monkey named Odin...
I wish I a monkey named Odin...
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but this monkey was genetically modified and had no tail and couldn't make any sound.
I wish to be an Avenger.
I wish to be an Avenger.
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