Corrupt A Wish
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Corrupt A Wish
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I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Corrupt A Wish
First, you must grant the wish above you in the most benevolent and mischievous manner than you can imagine. After all, not all genies are good genies! After corrupting the wish, you must then make a wish of your own...- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted. But no one can grant the wish itself.
I wish I had the ability to rewind time, like Max Caulfield.
I wish I had the ability to rewind time, like Max Caulfield.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but you'll be watching time--unable to edit from the sidelines and only there to watch or re-live.
I wish I was a superhero.
I wish I was a superhero.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Your super ability is to summon bees out of nowhere. Now go repopulate the bee population.
I wish the letter p no longer exists
I wish the letter p no longer exists
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but you now have to use the Russian Alphabet.
I wish I could make ludicrous amounts of money from home so I never had to deal with direct sunlight.
I wish I could make ludicrous amounts of money from home so I never had to deal with direct sunlight.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but every cent made can only be spent on things that you and your loved ones would never want or need.
I wish today was already over.
I wish today was already over.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted it is now yesterday night.
I wish I remembered to check which post I was in.
I wish I remembered to check which post I was in.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but then you forget where you put your shoes
I wish everyone spoke the same language
I wish everyone spoke the same language
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted Everyone now speaks Og. (Everyone understands each other's words. but most people only know three words, otherwise they just grunt(which is untranslatable)
I wish for a time machine.
I wish for a time machine.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Posts : 95
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but it only takes you back to once set time and you can't choose which.
I wish to always be the temperature I want.
I wish to always be the temperature I want.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
Posts : 417
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, however this adversely affects how you actually percieve temperature to the point you always think it's too cold or too hot, but, hey, you can now achieve permanent homeostasis.
I wish when I time traveled to return to the age I was at the time.
I wish when I time traveled to return to the age I was at the time.
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Posts : 95
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but you only travel to the timeline of another version of you in a different dimension
I wish for a biscuit
I wish for a biscuit
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
Posts : 2642
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but the biscuit is shitty, dry and you have no access to a drink to wash it down.
I wish I was one of those cool sci fi protagonists that simultaneously never die and get all the cute chicks.
I wish I was one of those cool sci fi protagonists that simultaneously never die and get all the cute chicks.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
Posts : 417
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted immortality and and all the baby chickens you want.
I wish I could summon cuddly kittens at will?
I wish I could summon cuddly kittens at will?
Geotrix- Junior Member
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Posts : 95
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, the hungry, baby tigers that haven't eaten in months will cuddle you, now~
I wish that my hair was dry already!
I wish that my hair was dry already!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted but now its oily and and all your towels are drenched.
I wish that someone else would grant themselves a wish.
I wish that someone else would grant themselves a wish.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but the wish is for you to get hit by a car.
I wish I had cool cyborg legs that didn't feel like they were gonna break all the damn time.
I wish I had cool cyborg legs that didn't feel like they were gonna break all the damn time.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
Posts : 417
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but now you gotta pay maintenance fees to keep them running
I wish I could remember the name of any song I listen to
I wish I could remember the name of any song I listen to
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted but now you have to pay a fee every time you enter restricted air space
I wish the next poster's wish isn't ruined
I wish the next poster's wish isn't ruined
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but it's a terrible wish that ruins itself.
I wish for a lifetime supply of fish sticks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of fish sticks.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but somehow, they taste like anchovies.
I wish that my bug bites weren't so itchy!
I wish that my bug bites weren't so itchy!
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted but now they're stingy
I wish I had better Internet
I wish I had better Internet
Vye- Senior Member
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I'm just a Grasshopper
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but the only thing accessible on this internet is porn and country music.
I wish that I made more money.
I wish that I made more money.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted! You make a lot of money! 113627.50 Vietnamese Dong, in fact!
I wish I had been here earlier to answer Juliet's 'cool sci fi protagonists that simultaneously never die and get all the cute chicks' wish with an "End of Evangelion" reference!
GET WHAT YOU WISH FOR
teehee~
I wish I had been here earlier to answer Juliet's 'cool sci fi protagonists that simultaneously never die and get all the cute chicks' wish with an "End of Evangelion" reference!
GET WHAT YOU WISH FOR
teehee~
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted but she's already accepted that as a side effect so you're actually granting it.
I wish I had some fffffffvckin air conditioning that worked so I don't feel like I'm in a sauna.
I wish I had some fffffffvckin air conditioning that worked so I don't feel like I'm in a sauna.
JulietHasAGun- Junior Member
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Lion Cub Of Cintra
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