Corrupt A Wish
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Corrupt A Wish
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I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Corrupt A Wish
First, you must grant the wish above you in the most benevolent and mischievous manner than you can imagine. After all, not all genies are good genies! After corrupting the wish, you must then make a wish of your own...- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll begin:
I wish that I weren't tired at all for the next couple of hours.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted.... But at what cost? The death of a close friend! Avenge them well! Don't let it be in vain!!
I wish to be healthier!
I wish to be healthier!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, you are healthier by far--all of the stuff that's bad for you is transferred into the bodies of your siblings.
I wish I were thinner.
I wish I were thinner.
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Granted, but you are now bulimic... Gross... Hope you don't mind a lot of puking! Don't forget to brush well!
I wish all my friends were happy!!
I wish all my friends were happy!!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
- triggering:
- purging can cause your gag reflex to become so sensitive you convulse or vomit when brushing your teeth; practice self care, please. It's not an uncommon consequence, I can't brush my teeth normally
granted, but they're manic and so all attempted to fly believing they could.
I wish my upper-lip was plumper XD
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Granted, but it is so plump that unfortunately a small society of Lip-erchans have made the top of your upper lip their home and constantly do annoying things like play their music too loud and start up big campfires, the smoke from which often gets in your nose. The worst part is you can't even sneeze them off because their camp is fortified for hurricane-like winds coming from your nose and mouth...
I wish could phase through things at will!
I wish could phase through things at will!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but you'll phase back in randomly.
I wish for Newton's intelligence.
I wish for Newton's intelligence.
Elementar- Junior Member
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Granted, but is figuring out a few things about gravity and knowing how to do calculus really worth random apples falling on your head from out of nowhere all day, every day?
...You also get his hair with that wish....
I wish for minor (small area) gravity fluctuation control!!
...You also get his hair with that wish....
I wish for minor (small area) gravity fluctuation control!!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted but it only affects your hair, making it lay down flat or float whimsically upwards at best.
I wish I could come up with a catchy theme song for my life.
I wish I could come up with a catchy theme song for my life.
MethosArchaic- Senior Member
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Well you have! So unbelievably catchy in fact, it will be stuck in your head for the rest of your life, and it does get a bit annoying after a while, plus it plays every time you enter a different area, to signal your arrival, just in case it happens you're about to do something epic there, and whether or not you do, it at least makes things seem a bit more often.... but they also kick you out of funerals due to it... It's just too upbeat and people feel insulted and annoyed by your goofy-ass theme song playing everywhere like your a cheesy action hero of justice or some shit.... seriously...
I wish I had prestidigitation. It would make cleaning so much easier... =3
I wish I had prestidigitation. It would make cleaning so much easier... =3
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Granted, but the spell also comes with a curse that makes you entirely naked and unclothe-able for an entire day after casting it. ^^
I wish that sad music didn't make me sad.
I wish that sad music didn't make me sad.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted! Now happy music makes you sad!!
Also, I don't see that being a bad thing, it's called CORRUPT A WISH!!
I wish I could walk on clouds but not be suffocated by them of crushed by them when trying to go through them, either!! WHY? BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME!!
Also, I don't see that being a bad thing, it's called CORRUPT A WISH!!
I wish I could walk on clouds but not be suffocated by them of crushed by them when trying to go through them, either!! WHY? BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME!!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but each cloud that you walk on will suffocate those that you love, instead.
I wish that I wasn't home all by myself, right now.
I wish that I wasn't home all by myself, right now.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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Granted, you're handsome, but only to yourself.
I wish that I had more orange juice.
I wish that I had more orange juice.
Re: Corrupt A Wish
granted but the carton is at least 50 percent pulp.
I wish I could support myself monetarily
I wish I could support myself monetarily
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Granted but you must live with the barest necessities.
I wish for true love.
I wish for true love.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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Granted! You have found true love, but it is with a frog!
I wish I didn't have to be home today.
I wish I didn't have to be home today.
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Granted, but hell isn't much better.
I wish for no government corruption.
I wish for no government corruption.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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Granted! Has your first day been stressful, Mr. President? We still have a lot to look through!
I wish I had a lot of free time!
I wish I had a lot of free time!
RadioTanuki- Designer
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Congratulations you're in a coma.
I wish the Tarrasque will not wake for another thousand years.
I wish the Tarrasque will not wake for another thousand years.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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Granted, but the Terrasque will never sleep again.
I wish that I could stop getting RP ideas while I have too many going.
I wish that I could stop getting RP ideas while I have too many going.
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You will never have RP ideas.
I wish flarp was an interchangeable word for wish.
I wish flarp was an interchangeable word for wish.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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The Earl of Insane Ideas
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, your flarp is my command. However, ti's also interchangeable with other flarps. And flarp is all you'll flarping read in most of your life of flarp.
I wish that I had beautiful wings and could fly.
I wish that I had beautiful wings and could fly.
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Granted, but you are afraid of heights.
I flarp that the rule of corrupting flarps be only applied to the flarps made using the word wish or wishes.
I flarp that the rule of corrupting flarps be only applied to the flarps made using the word wish or wishes.
GeotrixOld- Junior Member
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
Granted, but anyone who makes a flarp to avoid having their wish corrupted gets punched in the throat by a genie immediately afterwards. Genies are a spiteful bunch.
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I wish for frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
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I wish for frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
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